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opinion_accreditation [2018/06/26 14:23] fabio.massacci@unitn.itopinion_accreditation [2021/01/29 10:58] (current) – external edit 127.0.0.1
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      * 15hrs of //Cryptography//,       * 15hrs of //Cryptography//, 
      * 32hrs of //NetworkForensics//,      * 32hrs of //NetworkForensics//,
-     [...+     * ... 
      * 20hrs of //NoQuestionNoLie// and       * 20hrs of //NoQuestionNoLie// and 
      * 2hrs of //BendYourKnee//      * 2hrs of //BendYourKnee//
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 You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <del>rant</del> detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //KissMyHand (UK)//. You have to collect all reasonable areas and extend them to few pages of <del>rant</del> detailed description that extend into a document showing that 20hrs of //BendYouKnee (US)// are more or less the same as 15hrs of //KissMyHand (UK)//.
  
-It might be that multple nations are involved in which case a world **TheG&TheG Committe** of <del>you and some chum of yours</del> reknown scientiststhen show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //KissMYHand (UK// are equal to 25hrs of //BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.+It might be that multple nations are involved in which case <del>you and some chum of yours</del>  **TheG&TheG Committe** of reknown scientists then show that 15hrs with 6hrs Lab //KissMYHand (UK)// are equal to 25hrs of //BaciaManinaTestaChina (IT)// and 2liters of //GewurzTraminerHalbTrocken (AT)//.
  
-So we end with an "aligned educational feamework" and X is happy to recommend, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.+So we end with an "aligned educational feamework" and X is happy to recommend it, make it mandatory, whatever to all its stakeholders.
  
 ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ==== ==== Potential Impact on the World if You Make a Mistake ====
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 You shouldn't be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as  You shouldn't be worried of bringing nations to racks and ruins as 
  
-  * academics will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //SwirlYouHead// taugth by the chair //Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// of their **TheG&TheG** Commitee is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really...")+  * Academics will ignore it wholesale because the 17hrs of //SwirlYouHead// taugth by //Prof.Dr.Eng. J.H. Knowsall// chair of nation Z **TheG&TheG** Committee is not included as you didn't know it existed ("Oh My God, how can one possibly graduate without that? I mean, really...")
   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).   * Companies will ignore it as well but will set a parallel parrot bogus test that costs a lot of money because it shows that the candidate is an entrepreneurial type and will do whatever to get the job (including answering questions wrong).
  
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-==== Homeworks ====+==== Homeworks for the reader====
  
-Homework for the reader +  - Prove that finding similar topics in "Software and Security Engineering" Syllabi as taught by X [LeftRight Fellow, impact award, and most cited paper ever] and by Y [UpsandDowns Fellow, with an equally  sizeable pile of impact awards and cited papers] is NP-hard
-  - Prove that finding similar topics in "Software and Security Engineering" Syllabi as taught by B. Nuseibeh and by R. Anderson is NP-hard+
   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.   - Prove by DNA sequencing that members of accreditation bodies and shopkeepers selling picks and mules to gold diggers in California belong to the same genetic pool.
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